Monday, December 21, 2009

Function of a real variable

A function of a real variable is a function whose domain is an improper subset of the real line. Functions of a real variable were the classical object of study in analysis, specifically real analysis. In that context, a function of a real variable usually meant a real-valued function of a real variable, that is, a function whose domain and codomain were the real numbers.

However, as real analysis evolved, because of their convenience in fields such as Limits, it was also common to consider complex functions of a real variable, that is, a function whose domain was the real numbers and whose range was the complex numbers.

Let M(t) be defined on R:C, where R and C is the set of real and complex numbers respectively. Suppose T is the smallest real number, t for which M(t) is real. Given the existence of such a T, the only solace I got is that it was fairly small.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Not exactly politically correct facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not ! over the pig. )


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the..?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

( If you're ambidextro us, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)


Thursday, November 12, 2009

933739397

... and 933739397 is the largest left truncating one

73939133

73939133 is the largest right-truncating prime.... so if you start writing the number and stop in between, you shall always be left with a prime, no matter where you stop :)

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Echoes

Strangers passing in the street
By chance two separate glances meet
And I am you and what I see is me.

I take my hatchet, and bury it,
Deep into your skull, through hair bone grey,
It's messy, distasteful even (it reeks of Pulp Fiction)
But you keep smiling away.

Drop the glass, it's not hard,
Just a sharp crack, you'll live;
Shatter, shock, shards I survive,
Echoes, faint and blunt, kill.

- Prateek Agrawal

Monday, August 24, 2009

Payrar Stew - v2.0

Shamogri

kaNcha aam (1 and 4/9)
fulkopi (3/7)
lettuce (93.4 g)
piyajkoli (142.5 g)
brocoli (5/8)
celery (153.1 g)
parsnip (83 g)
faba beans (113 g)
asparagus (6 and 5/9)
white eggplant chhoto (211 g)
Pawddhoti

Nishchoi shamogrir taalika ta dekhe akdom chudey gyachhen. Apnar hoye aami-i apnar moner kawtha gulo bole dichchhi nahoy:
1. aa mawron, ei graam banglaay awtoshawto bidishi jinish pabo kottheke?
2. ei bhaadro maashey kaNcha aam, piyajkoli ki tor thakurdaar jhaNter peyara bagan theke tulbo?
3. immhhh, aar parina, 113 gram, 211 gram – kyano re bhaya?
4. school e thakte akbar chaane jabar aage babar toale khule pore giyechhilo. maa ke jiggyesh kawray maa kicchutei “ogulo” ki bolte chailen na. anek bar proshno kawray birokto hoye bolechhilen je ogulo ke “dimer ghash” bawley. “dimer gaachh” bole to kichhu shunini.
Aah Boudi, apni o jamon. eggplant maane begun. Puro paddhoti ta na porei apnar e proshno gulo kawra uchit hoyni. (”Mr. Wayne, perhaps we should read the instructions first”). Aamar aager rannar boigulo (”khana khao bhai” series, amazon e paaben na, nodite keu boi paay?) porle e bhul ta apni korten na. Jaakge aar na bhatiye baki paddhoti ta bolchhi.
Naarkel tel gawrom kore taate kaadi pata, gota kaalo shorshey, alpo gawrom mawshla, akta patilebur rawsh, duto shukno lawnka, akta piyaj kuchi, 4 koa roshun kuchhi, 200 gram ada kuchi, shaad anujayi nun, aar ektu chini din. (chini ta shaad anujayi bollam na karon taate aamar ghoti bondhura shawb khabar kei mishtanney porinawto kawre). Egulo bheje haalka badami rong er hole taate sheddho kawra gawlda chingri gulo phele din. (koi bapu, er kawtha to aage bawloni – akdom chup kore shunun, anek shojjyo korechhi!). Ebar ete kete rakha uchchhe, kawrola (dutoi? HYAN!), pawtol, kaaNchkawla, pepe diye din. (eta ki aamish shuktoni? Uff, NA!). Ebar du gelaash jawl dhele din. 20 minute kawm aaNchey phuNttey din. Tarpor ektu dhone pata kuchi aar 4 chamoch noon diye naamiye nin. (noon to dilaam aage? aar akta proshno korle, poNd mere khaal kore debo akdawm!)
Eta ke bawley – Goan prawn curry with vegetables. Nijey khaoa to durer kawtha, baDir kaajer meye ke diley kintu shey palabe, tarpor nije ke haath puriye ranna kore khete hawbe. Aar jodi baDir posha kukurer bhaater saathe mishiye chaliye ditey chaan, tahole shey shinghey porinawto hoye apnar poNder maangsho khabey. Awrthat chupchaap ei phaykaashey (hawbena? holud diyechhilen? shawb aamake bole dite hawbe?) awkhaddyo curry ta maati tey putey din. Nawrdoma diye phelbenna, eta beraal ba kukurer pete gele aapnar rokkhey nei.
Jaak anek klanto hoyechhen; ak kaaj korun akglass lebur shawrbot niye akta cigarette dhoraan. Aamar bou akhon ghumochchhey, or gmail account ta khub poorly organized. Or account ta bhalo kore guchhiye din.; kichhu rules o likhe din, jaate mails gulo apna thekei categorize hoye jaay. Ei kaaj hoye gele aamar bou ke ghum theke tule din. Ak cup cha aar akta cigarette din. Ebar oke bolun apni kerom du ghawnta dhore or mail account theek kore diyechhen. Pediye brindabon dekhiye debe; haath pa shawb bhenge debe. Ebar ak maash bichhana-y, aar roj mama – maangso bhaat! Payrar maangso, STEW!



Osho Pishach