Thursday, April 15, 2010

Poor Newton

Here's to my friend with a heart of the size of a coconut-carrying-spider:

4th law
No moving body can have a continuous acceleration, with or without the application of an external force; furthermore, external forces, consequently energy can be created/destroyed out of nothing at all

5th law
For any natural number n, there does not exist a system of n moving bodies the accelerations of which are independent of one another. In other words, in any set of moving bodies, change in acceleration of one results in a change in acceleration of all other bodies belonging to the system

6th law
For any moving body, traversing long distances results in an increase in acceleration; furthermore, the increase in acceleration is directly proportional to square of the force applied opposite to the direction of velocity

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